The Obligatory
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Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Q: How Do You Know If It's Election Season In California?
A: Because every time you come home, the contents of your mailbox look like this:
One day, seven political ads for the two people running for California representative for the 42nd district. On the right, we've got former City Councilman and bearer of exquisite facial hair Mike Feuer, with three ads. On the left, former Mayor of West Hollywood Abbe Land, with four.
I swear, Abbe Land is trying to start a relationship with me. I get letters from her pretty much every day, now. Never four at once, though. She must be lonely.
Of course, I'm listed on the voter roster as a Permanent Absentee Voter, which means I get to do all my voting from the comfort of my living room instead of in a tiny curtained booth. It also means I already voted. Two weeks ago.
... and this is just for the primaries. I can't wait until November rolls around.
One day, seven political ads for the two people running for California representative for the 42nd district. On the right, we've got former City Councilman and bearer of exquisite facial hair Mike Feuer, with three ads. On the left, former Mayor of West Hollywood Abbe Land, with four.
I swear, Abbe Land is trying to start a relationship with me. I get letters from her pretty much every day, now. Never four at once, though. She must be lonely.
Of course, I'm listed on the voter roster as a Permanent Absentee Voter, which means I get to do all my voting from the comfort of my living room instead of in a tiny curtained booth. It also means I already voted. Two weeks ago.
... and this is just for the primaries. I can't wait until November rolls around.
that one guy you know, 8:05 PM
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